But then how do you hide the Cosmo? Under a bunch of iPads?

Oh, Cosmo, you idiot.

If this car's a rockin' then don't come a knockin'.

They're having spoon sex for sure.

Worse yet are Americans who HAVE moved to Canada.

My cat will never be smarter than a human. Mostly because I was capable of microwaving myself a breakfast burrito at the age of fourteen and he still hasn't figured out that toilet paper costs money and is thus not a toy.

I stand corrected.

Correction: It was a DB9 at the beginning of Quantum of Solace.

Movies should revolve around people who can act. Not around cars. Because cars can't act. That's a fact. Just look at KITT's acting. Atrocious, is what it is. Damn car couldn't act it's way out of a paper bag.

And the video game sucked.

Soon. Soon my plans will be complete! First the crappy video game! Then the crappy movie! Then bankruptcy via the Squaresoft effect! Mwahahahaha!!!

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TWO-ah-TAR-ah?

Small thing to point out.

It has to do with increasing sound damping. It's a stupid way to do it when you could just cover the hood in an extra layer of plastic but noooooo, the engineers don't want to do that because covering parts of the engine instead of the hood weighs less. Not by much but still. Frankly, the hood is designed to hide…

I like the tusks.

My mother owned a Citation. It was a crappy vehicle that cannot be redeemed simply because it was in a crappy segment.

But Patrick! It's the old people's fault! They'd buy interesting cars but you know how it is. They're tired of driving cars around. Shuttling their 30-something kids to soccer practice, ballet class, and home from a late night studying at the pub. It's an appliance to them now. There's no fun in driving cars…

I hate it when people know my behavior better than me. I began to salivate with bloodlust and my blood pressure skyrockets when that person is a stranger on the internet.

Approximately 50% of a car's safety is operating at the given speed limit of a road. The road isn't designed to handle anything higher than 10 miles/hour above the posted speed. For instance, a curve at 45mph is slightly on an angle so that the car is less likely to slide off the road. Double your speed and the…