This is a microcosm for something. Idk why but I’m fucking dying at this. Crying laughing literally.

Look at what conference realignment has done!

Great goalie except that he has a tendency to lick his 5-hole.

2 minutes for ruffing

That’s uncanny. Sid Crosby made the EXACT same face after his third concussion.

Jets fans should do more of this.

The SEC even does media guide errors better. On page 178, after Vanderbuilt’s schedule, they accidentally left in ‘BLESS THEIR HEARTS’.

Fucking disgusting behavior, although I guess it’s preferable to the bags of urine they toss down at Stadium Azteca...

LOL if you watched the US (I’m a USA fan), the notion of them being #1 in any sort of ranking is a bit of hilarity. They look awful. Thankfully CONCACAF is even more awful (though they had a nice WC).

I’m mostly basing it off the World Cup performance. And the lack of help needed for World Cup qualifying.

Eh, CR has been kinda shit lately. And frankly the US weren’t particularly impressive in the group game either. On form, any one of 5 or 6 countries could win this.

Say hello to being number #3 in CONCACAF after the USA and Costa Rica surpass you.

Does the USA have to bail out Mexico AGAIN?!?!?!

Also, serves El Tri right for their shitty fans throwing crap on the field during the corner. There is Landon Donovan to throw sunglasses at so he picks them up and wears them.

Mexico fan but I couldn’t be happier about the outcome. Those fans are garbage and deserve more than the heartache of this loss

There hasn’t been that much garbage thrown on a field in Charlotte since Jimmy Clausen was playing quarterback.

Jack Warner asks, “Are you not entertained!?!”

Kind of unfair to make them play Trinidad AND Tobago at the same time.

The frame weighs less than 700 grams

I wonder what the Vegas odds would be of him hitting an inside the park home run this season. If I knew that would happen, I'd throw down the $129 for an MLB TV subscription right now just to be sure I didn't miss it.

She's always been a blue-collar player