You beat me by 6 minutes.

Sounds like perfect weather for a prestigious quadrennial soccer tournament!

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

His debut (IIRC) came as a second half sub against Chicago, too. Welcome to the league!

I love Rosen. He is a smart thoughtful person making a living where those qualities seem to be looked down on. Also, I think he was the best QB in the draft last year. (I may be wrong about that because Baker looks like the real deal)

The Pete Carroll bod is a difficult look to maintain. Just keep angrily chewing gum and ignoring science and you’ll do great!

Petit wasn’t undone by a navigational mishap [BAD INJURY LUCK] this year; instead, his dogs [THE PLAYERS] got too pissed off at each other to run [WIN GAMES]. He told Iditarod Insider [The Athletic] in an interview that things started to break down when one of his dogs [PLAYERS], Joey, took a bathroom break [DURING A…

hugged him again

Lookit them, struggling as hard as they can to avoid the center.

People are always so concerned about making sure the other guy can’t win that they ignore their own victory. I’m sure that says something about the human condition.

+1 rusty trombone

There has been a lot of talk here in Louisville about Richard taking over for Rick. I think it would be a great fit. We need someone who will jump on the horse bareback and ride us forward, even with a cowgirl on board. Someone who will go balls deep into tactics. A coach that stays focused through the whole game, not…

yawn

I would actually love this.

“I see you’re trying to advance in the playoffs, but you’ve left DeAndre Jordan in the game. Would you like me to fix that for you?”

Jamri Traylor Destroys A Man’s Constitution With Alley-Oop Dunk

The Los Angeles Clippys!

I would forever be a Clippers fan if Pirate Sloth from The Goonies was made their newest mascot. Why? Because Rocky Road, motherfucker! !

This only makes sense to someone who’d have that as their username.

Two stories, iterations of which are probably widespread around Chicago.