This is the plot of Speed 3. The bus will blow up if the team it is carrying goes below .500.

I retired from banging college chicks when they stopped calling me back.

It was my first thought also that this must be some kind of Trump-emboldened hate attack, but I have read comments elsewhere that suggest the shooters may also have been Muslim. No idea if that is the case. Just saying we don’t know yet what the motive was. 

No, because the ruling was not against the CBP. As a member of the executive branch, CBP employees may not be arrested, prosecuted or litigated for carrying out their official duties, due to Sovereign Immunity among other US Code protections, unless the Federal Government grants the prosecuting party that authority…

To expand upon what you accurately stated, the first time I saw this addressed today was with Howard Dean, former Vermont governor, when he was a guest on MSNBC this afternoon. The first thing out of his mouth was that it’s taken Donald Trump a little over a week to accomplish what took Richard Nixon 5 years to do and…

I wish these articles would note that in our legal system ***federal statutes trump executive orders*** and the Constitution trumps federal statutes. Rock beats scissors, etc. This is very important to understanding why there is a serious legal issue here. We’ve all seen the substantive analysis of the Immigration Act…

Wow. T-Rump/Putin/Bannon are making the Executive Branch the only branch with power. They’re steamrolling the Legislative and defying the Judiciary.

Can I just say bravo to the Jez team? You’ve been cranking out the non-stop coverage over the last week. Thank you.

No snark intended here, but I’ve still never found a way to do this without looking like a dick... (that’s the price of the advancement of knowledge I suppose)

I’m going to be the hysteric in the room right now. I genuinely believe this administration is going declare war on America’s cities. If you’ve got the stomach for it, read the policy on Standing Up for Our Law Enforcement Community. He’s going to militarize police forces, and I guarantee he will focus on urban…

Being from the Detroit area, we get lectured by him on a daily basis. I never thought such a tiny man could rise such a high horse!

While I’d certainly like transparency (which, in today’s world apparently means ‘getting hacked’), I worry about the safety of any whistle-blowers during this administration.

The Takes were handmade and woven with care.

I hope that this gets approved because I mean no harm at all. I saw this article and was stunned. I know gawker and all daughter entities have been in hot water for reporting from time to time, but I figured it was over. This is disgusting.

I’m so disappointed by the reaction to this.

Let us not descend into base celebrations of violence for that is what the odious fuckwangles want.

Good thing this isn’t a legit mainstream news site.

Shh! Gawker doesn’t care about facts!

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.