That hack Shakespeare never had the vision to make JarJar Binks a galactic senator.

What’s the big deal? An 84 year-old pacifist nun already waltzed into one of the most secure nuclear complexes where she didn’t belong. This guy is a trained dancer.

It’s like some kind of punishment from Zeus. “For thou’s forgetting of the name of the department thou wished to banish, thou shall henceforth be punished to fly into the Sun on a daily basis. I mean, be head of the Department of Energy.”

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

This.

A story with a (thankfully) happy ending, and the author finds a way to dredge up some way to be offended.

You missed the best reason: A win would have the Browns end at 1-15, tied with SF...and screw the Browns out of the #1 overall pick due to strength of schedule.

This doesn’t offend me as a Jewish person, but it offends me as a comedian.

No Hekks given.

Louis CK has a great bit about this... The fact that women continue to choose to date men, despite men being the number one cause of harm to women, is nothing short of miraculous.

IDK, that woman referred to in the media as jackie lied about 5+ guys raping here.

His entourage actually actually arranged the call. This is part of Steve Bannon’s White nationalist vision to completely re-make the world by blowing up all of our current diplomatic platforms and making America a thug on the world stage. Trump doesn’t necessarily know any better so he is easily manipulated. I think…

God bless the Satanists.

My dad voted for Trump in large part because Obamacare more than tripled his health insurance premiums while doubling his deductible. People vote republican for fact based reasons as well.

I think this attitude is an extremely large part of how the alt right gained so much traction. What happened to proper debate and discourse? If we, as liberals, are so afraid of her voice being heard, and are willing to silence controversial topics then are we really striving for a fair and balanced society? or one…

YEAH! AND FUCK JEZEBEL AND MEGAN REYNOLDS FOR COVERING IT.

He is “Draining the Swamp” by taking out (a majority of) the political insiders which has hampered this country for the past, I don’t know, say, 50 years and trying something different...a different approach.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

You can’t even spell the man’s name correctly.

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

“Free Speech Zone”