So you didn’t have time to write a mailbag column because you were shooting a TV show?

I actually don’t really watch football anymore but I read this just for the Schilling/Tomsula bits. I thought I would miss Emmitt more, but the Schilling piece is fantastic.

When they started using injuries as an excuse to squeeze in more commercials, the whole thing got shittier. Football already had too many commercials and interruptions as it was. Then, some asshole decided to combine that problem with the hip new problem of people noticing injuries into one big fucking super-problem.…

The one undeniable thing that has destroyed the game is the GODDAMN COMMERCIALS. Until they cut those down drastically, I’m basically done with watching the NFL. Let them beat each other with baseball bats for all I care, just reduce the amount of advertising.

Schwarber is a part of the Cubs future trade plans. This man cannot play in the NL.

“Aren’t you getting tired of these other nations embarrassing us?”

Hot take: the NFL shouldn’t punish anyone for anything that happens off the field with on the field consequences. We’ve seen the wildly inconsistent and extra judicial enforcement already and it invites comparisons with on the field issues. Tom Brady didn’t beat anyone, and actually cheated at the game* and he…

She went to a lawyer before going to the police. That’s all you you need to know.

Politics as usual as far as I see it. Let the morons downstream deal with it.

You would think with the election just three weeks away, that the DNC would be able to keep its shit together.

Was that wrong? Was I not supposed to do that? I tell ya, I’ve got to plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when we first started this campaign that that sort of thing was frowned upon...

When they fill the infield with water?

Joe Camel. In real life, he’s killed millions.

In short, there’s absolutely no baseball justification for Tebow to be here.

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

Ballpark seat man can fuck RIGHT off. There is nothing worse than getting to your seat in the third inning after hitting traffic and some fat homer is already parked in it spilling beer and peanut shells everywhere. Then they give you a dirty look like you’re inconveniencing him and make a big production out of…

“Per our request, TBS will suspend Pedro Martinez for the duration of the playoffs. Racism directed towards Native Americans is something that we here at Major League Baseball have zero tolerance for. Hey, wait, why are you guys laughing? No, seriously. Yeah, okay, except that. And that. Sure but this....no...shut up…

I can’t predict the future — otherwise I’d be in a different line of work.

Sounds like exactly what we should do with the blacks, gays, mexican’s, and arabs.