I know I’m a dick for saying this but not watching the NFL thus season has really improved my quality of life.

That’s no way to talk about the Rams most important player.

Rickey and I share this birthday. Often, when I give my ID to religions clerks they will say something like “Someone very special was born that day.”

I’m going to be so aghast when I learn these girls are strippers.

As a St. Louis native let me just say that the fact that one of the brokest cities in America is ponying up money for an NFL stadium is a slap in the face to every working class citizen in this fried pork chop of a city.

I was born on Christmas. It’s cooler than you think.

Yeah. He should have beat the shit out of a man. No one cares about that.

When all you’ve got is pasta, every problem looks like Sunday dinner.

St. Louis people aren’t conceited, they’re passive aggressive and a little ashamed.

He’s also insulted Mexicans in a speech before. He should run WITH Trump.

Awesome sauce. The men will open up to this idea in time. Women can do this job just as well as men. I’ll bet they don’t come back with PTSD and blame all their post war actions on the war. I’ll bet they don’t become raging alcoholics as they transition back to civilian life. If you can be a woman in today’s society…

I recommend this. My life is so awesome since I gave up on the NFL. I watch Internet highlights when I want and freed myself from the bore that the NFL now is. I drink less, have more free time and my woman is so happy she cooks meals for me now. Fuck those NFL games. I wish I hadn’t wasted so much of my life watching…

Only in the military are men more expendable than they are in porn.

Accusations are not evidence. Not for rape or any crime.

Yup.

RoboCop did it better.

Zingis Kahn

Yes. Teaching ain’t easy but that’s a teachable moment you described.

So what. He should not have touched her. She committed no acts of violence thus deserves no violent retribution.

There are no steps. It’s a classroom not a battlefield. She stays and you teach around her. When did high school become Baghdad?