I want one of the parking officer Interceptor's so bad. Sliding doors, three-wheeled oddness, a little container in the back for shit, and marginally safer than a motorcycle... please sign me up. It's like a motorcyclamino.

Toyota 4x4 - 150 hp

This just made me smile so big.

Subaru STI, small island, no cops, 130 mph, snow tires, slow to 70, sharp corner...

That little "Xtra Cab" window is very nicely done.

@milo_carrera:

@e23belen:

That Iso must be hell to park in the city. That beast is looooong.

Well, I've already got my 88 Toyota Pickup, so...

Sure, it's got cool emblems. But does it have a Calvin-peeing-on-a-bowtie sticker on the back window?

I wonder if this burger is from that cow they killed in "Strike"...?

"Is it more efficient to turn the pony off while I wait?" Tatiana thought.

We had an '86 Subaru GL that committed suicide. It was the first car my mom had ever bought new, and she passed it down to my brother and me. We decorated it with army men and toy dinosaurs and loved the shit out of it. Then, there was one fateful summer day...

My civic could totally own this

How did you like the play, Mr. Littlejeans?

what, like you haven't done this.

It's like turning your Grandma (Spectra) into Ali Larter (Forte). In the end, you're still having sex with your grandma.

you forgot the 4th option, which is the capability to rise from the depths and terrorize Japan ($2,000).

At first I was afraid, I was petrified

I vant vone