Between what is clearly an asphalt road referred to as concrete and use of the term “cross section”, I’m starting to think that these posts are compiled by a bad AI.

THE THE

In the video, what’s up with the cops immediate dig at the person. “You guys have a strong ‘hall monitor’ vibe.” I know it’s a small thing, but fuck that guy. Treat people with respect; don’t belittle people because you think they are making your job harder. No one likes cops anymore! They’ll cry.  No shit.

I haven’t heard of an epidemic of motorcyclists being sent flying by all the Botts dots on the interstates.

What’s funny is that Hoonigan is actually based in Compton, but they don’t do shit like this.

He is dead wrong.

That does not matter, they have no interest in abiding by the law. 

They could go to Irwindale speedway and use the drag strip or drift box.

Multipronged approach

“Spicer says he doesn’t believe the people that participate in this kind of thing are bad people.”

I don’t know what “Kachow mode” is, but it’s dumb, and just when I think this couldn’t get any dumber, they go and put pinstriping under the wing...

The experience on mobile shows me how far Jalopnik has declined under new ownership. The experience is awful. It’s incredibly hard to consumer the content being overlaid with ads. The new owners really hate Jalopnik and the other properties they acquired.

Good. I commuted into lower Manhattan on my motorcycle for several years via the holland tunnel and the amount of traffic was insane, even over a decade ago. Let alone when I had to bring our shop van to and from NJ via the GWB, that was 2 hours each way fairly frequently. Paying $23 each day would have been totally…

Cracks me up that the budget for article photos clearly got slashed (I get it, stock images are expensive) and so now we constantly get these incredibly out-of-date pictures for articles. Kind of nostalgic – I was going to guess that photo was from 2008 or 2009, but that’s a movie poster for a 2004 movie. In a few…

I have never heard a single person describe a good Carvana experience. It’s always “I bought this car but there’s a lien on it from a bank in another state and now they’re repossessing the car I just bought and Carvana is telling me to go scratch.” 

They are going after owners rather than going after the dealers.

100% legal. Non-transferable warranties have been around forever.

Am I the only one that thinks this is targeting dealers who buy new models only to turn around and sell them “used” days later at a huge mark up? That way they’d have to disclose that there was no manufacturer warranty.

Good.

Ain’t you profound? Give yourself a cookie. There’s a difference between “hard to work on” and unnecessarily fragile and complex, dumbfuck.