4.) Drives Bugatti Lambo Into Lagoon

I guess I’ll be the first to answer you.
Looks like a Lambo, dude.

This is gonna be good.

This is a simple one...when the wipers go on for more than a few seconds, the headlights should automatically go on. Most states have "wipers on - lights on" laws, but every time it rains I see numerous cars driving around with their lights off...and wipers going. We all know that cars with their lights on make them…

Jalopnik PSA.

I bet the kid knows how to use the damn phone to film in landscape though

McDonald's? They could have gone to Burger King and had it their way.

Watch this kid ID those taillights — those physical, disembodied taillights — like a badass while being timed and on national television. Captain Sweater there doesn't break a sweat and only has to come back to one Volvo light. I'm sorry to say I haven't been able to confirm the spelling of this Taillight Savant's…

Can you picture the field day Jezebel would have?

DANGEROUS TRICKS!!!!

I am very surprised you all haven't covered the Bugatti 12.4 Atlantique concept yet.

yeah, don't worry about turning it off, im sure that clear liquid pouring out of the back is fine, hey everyone come over and see this!

Poor Captain Cowboy. I do find it disappointing when they appear to be lost or they have to walk (when they have Land Rovers for the crew). Then when things got really serious you find out there are like 30 people with them so all the staged bits seem really really staged. But its entertainment, not reality, I enjoy…

Bro...

That's not how you spell amazing.

This, the exhaust, I see you in there.

Only the weirdest, strangest, goat-talking crazy-eyed nut would want to wear one of these tasteless, horrible, morally offensive excuses for automotive curiosity the world has ever seen. (Note: Jalopnik's esteemed Editor-in-Chief, Matt Hardigree, said he would totally rock one of these.) ($12.99)

The fact that you [presumably] have a driver's license is slightly terrifying considering your lack of fundamental knowledge that many would consider necessary for safe operation of a motor vehicle.

Every interface between objects has TWO coefficients of friction: The static coefficient, and the kinetic coefficient.…

Doug, the answer is obvious: The Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet. Preferably in seafoam green, tan top, tan interior.