Mercedes - hands down. (Porsche 2nd.) Pictures taken by myself in a 2012 visit

Now that Jay's retired, maybe he can work on making his collection viewable to the public?

I thought you meant being caught driving a Micra, then I realized that it wasn't weather related.

For any Americans and other people not fortunate to live in Britain, http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/top_g…

Do I have to do everything around here? For the 2nd week in a row, skip the shitty quality YouTube link, here's the OG link:

You have a lot of hands.

1938 - Started like this:

I was once at a party with friends in their backyard where the pool had been turned into a koi pond and looked just like this, murky water, leaves, and all. One particularly drunk guy was jumping up and down on the diving board when it suddenly broke and in he went. It wasn't pretty. After he was pulled out of the…

This.....

I love my Z4M, clearly the OP and enough other people love the Z4 for it to be added to the list. It doesn't have a huge following, but they are great cars. The Z3M might have a better resale, but that doesn't mean the E85/6 is a crap car.

E85 Z4 M should be ahead of the E46 and and E36/7 Z3 M. It's the last, best of the S54-equipped M cars. So few were made that not that many people have gotten to experience them. They are wonderful.

Angrily protesting the absence of the E86 M Coupe.

• Ensures a lethal buildup of gas doesn't asphyxiate the guy

Chuck Norris is the one flying. Not the planes. They are simply strapped to his boots.

Royal Purple is my least favorite energy drink.

I see the problem here. He's wearing bracelets

I really like when people apply this DON'T CONSENT EVER 5TH AMENDMENT YES logic to alcohol tests when a cop suspects you've been drinking. In Colorado refusing a test gets your licence suspended for a year, the first time, two years the second time, and three years every time subsequently.

I'm just sitting here chuckling like an idiot.

It's funny every time.

I understand it was just a stunt for Top Gear, but I really like this pic so here I go.