If I had to guess I’d say they were under the bridge in the water.

Cool to see Might Mouse playing though :)

Great Googly Moogly.

Please oh please let the Jets win the Cup. I can’t wait for the angry tweets from Trump if they do because they don’t visit the Whitehouse!

Even better: give him a Kinja account. The community is full of humorless twats.

And speaking of strikers from New Jersey who are missing the World Cup, I wonder what could’ve been if Giuseppe Rossi had suited up for the US and he wasn’t hurt so much. Everything seemed possible back in 2009.

It’s not like he killed five hookers while at SMU like Craig James, who killed five hookers while at SMU

“LET’S GET READY TO MAKE SEXUAL ABUSE ABUSE ALLEGATIONS WITHOUT CONTEXT, REFERENCES OR PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF”

Does that make Ben’s new nickname “Olive, the other reindeer”?

i cant’ think of a joke but he raped an chick and crashed his bike

Perhaps, soon, Andrew Luck will step up from the Nerf Turbo Screamer Football and onto a regulation NFL football. Perhaps.

I’ve watched the video, and as a fisherman I have caught a hammerhead by accident while marlin fishing, along with many other fish i have caught and released as unharmed as possible. As a rule you do not pull any fish onto the boat unless you intend to kill it, keep it and eat it. These idiots should all be charged…

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

Coming to the MLS for some of these guys must feel like one of us adults playing with and against a bunch of children

Obviously, those of us reading this article don’t know if the correct call was made because we can’t see a different replay angle, but if the review team did see one and it shows that the runner was out, I don’t see how anything about this was “bullshit.”

There was no question whether the tag was placed before the plate, that view just isn’t shown because Lauren didn’t put any replays in this clip (presumably because they completely discredit her “indisputable” assertion). The only difficult thing to see was whether he actually made contact with the tag. If you look…

Actually, the fact that his name was spelled incorrectly is probably a sign that is WAS from Young and not the athletic dept.

What can Browns do for Hue?

Denali drivers rarely damage the bed of their trucks...

Could all that MCU cash have been Sony’s to win? That requires believing that Sony would have been as successful in developing the series.