I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

The contract is for three years and comes with plenty of Percs.

“Speed cameras are a fact of life these days, and are generally accepted as such”

Me and every other Vikings fan

At one point, Craig Sager II was heard to remark:

To be fair, who could have foreseen that an NFL team would ever require its players to comply with basic standards of human decency.

Bortles is an 8 out of 13 in dopeness and freshness. Jury is still out on how smart-brained he is.

Luckily Bortles is supported by die hard fans like Jason Mendoza, Pillboi, and the other 58 members of their pop and lock dance crew

That game was so much fun. I honestly don’t even feel like I need to watch Bama/Clemson at this point, total football fulfillment. Also, I enjoy Baker Mayfield losing.

We now await the all-SEC CFP Championship game.....

TB 12 water stays hydrated when everything else is freezing.

A long way for that punchline but it was worth it.

Mrs. Michaels: Al, do you really have to work on New Year’s Eve? I wanted to go dancing.

The Boise Hash Browns.

Unbelievable! It’s not easy to jump from the roof of a car.

Ukrainian truck drivers ain’t got time for that.

Nice to see Dennis Nedry escaped Jurassic Park after all.

A Real Schiano Man if ever there was one.

Dear Mr. Mitchell:

The SSX 3 soundtrack was AMAZING. Probably my favorite of all time.