Here's said handler screaming "NO MEANS NO!" at ESPN Deportes reporter John Sutcliffe, and to be fair "No" in English does indeed mean "No" in Spanish.

Word of caution to all of you new parents out there: it's exhausting having a newborn in the house, and you have zero privacy piled onto your sleep deprivation.

Maybe this type of shit that goes down all the time in the Australian basketball league.

In the interest of journalistic integrity, I heard it was a threesome and Lennay Kekua should have received photo credit.

He's fulfilling her Catholic schoolboy fetish.

JETS RECEIVING COACH: I know on your old team they may have done things differently, but here on the Jets, we have something called the One Drop Rule.

Barry, a Canadian youth easily scoring a hockey goal is as common as an American youth masturbating in the back seat of a taxicab. It's nothing special.

An improved version:

I was totally waiting for the boyfriend to shit his pants in that story.

You hate to see a newspaper get it wrong like this. This kind of careless headline really makes you doubt their credibility. How did this front page get by the editors? I know they jam a ton of work into a tight timeline and everything, but you'd think they'd catch something so glaringly obvious—you spell "filthy"…

People are so quick to react negatively, but the NBA can put this ad money to good use. One of the league's plans for the additional revenue will be to use it to bring professional basketball to Philadelphia.

Highest: $2,350. No TVs were purchased in this roundup, which seemed to be a large contributing factor to the high costs readers spent on their PS4s and Xbox Ones. Instead, this reader spent most of their Wii U funds on their collection of 106 games.http://kotaku.com/how-much-money...

Yao: Welcome to the Shanghai Sharks.

The GTA 5 girl doesn't look anything like a washed up cokehead celebrity trying to remain relevant.

You don't need to use the euphemism "possibly accepting extra benefits for his likeness". You can just call it sexual assault.

Now I get being bored sucks, but have we gone from being upset at the way developers cast off people at a whim when they get what they need, to being upset that they are willing to pay developers between projects in order to hold onto quality staff for upcoming projects instead of having to go on a hiring binge? …

"Both of the attackers, who are brothers".

There are A LOT of bad drivers in NYC. This is coming from a California transplant where driving becomes as innate as walking. I can drive half asleep because it is almost second nature. I drive every weekend in the city and people straight up can't drive here. You have the awful cabbies that dont know the law and…

Chibi Miku survives by feeding on children.

Beats by Ray, though, are still being evaluated and will be allowed while due process occurs.