First, he should read Tim Marchman's piece on why trying to make himself out as moral enforcer is wrong. He's the head of a billion-dollar business, nothing more or less. And if he still wants to wade into this issue after that, be honest. Admit he had very little of an actual understanding of domestic violence. Say…

I dunno, they sort of played like #2.

If the roundabout is clear, yes. If it's not clear, then yield. But yes, it's a yield, not an absolute stop at all times.

Says the guy trying to ruin Yuengling, which may be an even more egregious crime against humanity.

"Do you have a national championship ring?"

Oh, her? Don't worry about her; she does this at every game. That's Peggie the Pirate, and she wanders into the dugout at every game to complain to Danny Murtaugh that "there's too many of those people on the team these days." Adorable, really.

Someone tried:

This year's 0-4 start gave the Raiders 10 straight losses dating back to last November, and the team's -51 point differential this year is good for the second-worst mark in the league.

Last night, the Raiders, who suck, announced that Allen had been sacked.

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

Does being manufactured in Alabama make the Odyssey an American car?

As a fellow R******* fan, allow me to jump in and offer a tepid defense of these "dull-witted" fans. We like a football team. That's supposed to be a diversionary experience. None of us wants our fandom to become a lightning rod for controversy, we just want to root for our terrible football team and that's it. …

Rice and Peterson won't be running during those games either.

[Samer catches train to Washington DC]

The Tequesta Indians lived in South Florida until the mid-1700s, when they were wiped out by disease.

He was obviously upset the Cubs won. Because that meant the game was over and he now had to go back to St. Louis.

Jenny McCarthy's solution is to stop vaccinating the balls if the game is too slow.

Whats that lever on the left side of my steering column for?

Is car insurance the largest automotive scam in the world?