To be fair, I want to cut everyone who films in portrait mode.

You're right, Mike Brown did deserve a fair trial.

Or you could just stand outside for an hour and save yourself $586.

"...can you believe this guy? I mean seriously, what a lazy, lethargic asshole..."

Kelly: BELLY-FLOP CONTEST!! LET ME SEE YOUR BEST OFFENSIVE LINE!

Andy Reid did that all the time. In fact, he used to do three shows a day, until that stupid Blackfish documentary made everyone all uppity about it.

Since no one could agree on how much contact should be allowed, the league decided that no contact would be allowed.

Could he be on to something? Let me explain...if you rearrange the letters in "Ryan Leaf", you end up with "Aryan Elf". Aryan, by definition (according to the scientific and linguistic journal of wikipedia) is "A member of an (alleged) master race comprised of non-Jewish Caucasians". As we all know, the Browns' mascot…

Stop. Just stop.

And have the police considered dressing up like ghosts and scaring the protesters away?

It's Notre Dame. This will blow over just like a scissor lift.

This can't possibly be real.

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These fan letters are so much better than the Chargers ones from yesterday. San Diego doesn't care. KC is in a codependent abusive relationship with the Chiefs.

On the bright side, nordicsport.com finally got their first hit.

Highlights for Children really was the best source for children dying.

And I asked God, "Why, during the most difficult times of my life, were there two sets of footprints and one set of knuckleprints in the sand?"

It's a fake! The Patriots store all of the playbooks they find on film.

If spending thousands of dollars each year on women who don't generate any money means you're complying with Title IX, then consider me and my family compliant.

Too bad for the victim. If he had just held out a little longer, York had an engagement ring waiting for him.