As a cyclist (and a driver), I always yield to the 2300+ pound object that can very easily kill me with no additional effort.

Speculation time.

Ok, Maddy's Brad Johnson story is jaw-dropping.

I'm a United fan, and the best two days of the season last year were when Moyes was fired, and when Malcolm Glazer died.

Ejected Chiefs' Fan: Don't taze me, bro.

I would say 2 game suspension but he's not on a team.

The one silver lining is that Wilson needn't look any further than the league commissioner to see what can be accomplished without a functional spine.

This just goes to show how misguided all of the stereotypes about Alabamans are. Just look at all that effort, the utter determination, all for the once yearly opportunity to watch someone write.

When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.

You sound cray. Are you feeling okay?

I'd be sad, too. History, recent or otherwise, hasn't shown Washington to be very hospitable to Indians.

"Now continue with the normal women beating jokes that Deadspin comments are so great at."

This will all make sense next season when they roll out an improved wife helmet.

Oh man, I can't believe I missed a chance to see him play his laptop live on my desktop.

Here I sit, cheeks a-flexin, about to make another Texan

Damn. I wish I had enough money to afford a Mercedes, but unfortunately I am stuck blogging in my hipster clothes riding my fixed gear bike. :(

Reminds me of my ex-wife. She never had a good explanation for blowing things, either.

I know we no longer require commenters to be funny or have a point, but can we at least require the writers to do so?

Fun fact: when you stand your ground to protect yourself from FSU videos, you actually have to shoot yourself in the temple.

I get approached at gas stations too, you know.

"Excuse me sir, I can't help but notice you drive an old german sedan. Would you like me to call a tow truck for you? Oh- you're just getting gas? You mean it actually runs?"