I'd listen to him, he's been right before

Almost nothing in this whole world makes me angrier than when one of you tells me how I should cut my God damned sandwiches.

Good lord, that's a rough looking suit. I can't take my eyes off it. I wonder how old it is. You would think that as a millionaire who spends so much time in front of a camera and is constantly praised by the media, Nick Saban would eventually find a better looking human suit.

This is nothing. Maximum Dadness is achieved at the Antonio Cromartie household every other weekend and the occasional holiday.

At least he died doing what he loved: ruining a soccer game for everyone else involved.

"Whoa, that's Marshawn Lynch"

And what happened next surprised nobody..

a tube filled with posters

Next thing you know they'll be closing the Josh Brent Driving Academy.

Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised.

Funny story, Dirk Nowitzki (you know...the German), selflessly (just like his paycut) gave up his VVIP to LeBron knowing that it was better for the image of the NBA. We all know how big of a soccer fan LeBron is. He is a HUGE fan of Man United, Real Madrid, Brazil, Ronaldo, David Beckham, Pele, Messi...and former…

I think the real trophy is the outstanding education each and every one of these student-athletes earn at their respective NCAA® institution of higher learning.

LeBron: "Hey, look, it's a comic, sans shirt."

In an office somewhere in Miami, Pat Riley's trembling hand moves his mouse forward, to the font drop-down, and selects "Comic Sans"

More coming soon on this, obviously.

Even more disheartening are the recent photos revealing his stance on bunting.

I don't think anyone is arguing that having fun is pointless. Nor is anyone telling you what is and isn't pointless in your life. But we all have a tendency to get caught up in our own day-to-day and lose sight of our long-term goals. The point isn't that certain activities are inherently pointless and certain ones…

Looks like the problems kept multiplying for Tribbett, but that's really the Trouble with Tribbetts, isn't it?

dear lord Jesus this. We collectively bemoan the lack of innovation and creativity from the big names in gaming, yet for some reason Nintendo gets a pass, glistening from a healthy layer of fanboy spooge.

It's a matter of point of view, for me this post sums up why I can't stand Nintendo anymore : 9 years after, the game is the same to me. Adding 2000 polygons to your characters doesnt change a game imo, it's cool, but after 2 min you move on.