"Zamperini's death moved Drew Magary to write an article without capitalizing an entire sentence."

I didn't recognize Brandi Chastain with her shirt on.

Watching the Ivory Coast fans dump the payload of a logging truck on their returning players makes a lot more sense now

I didn't think it was very original actually. I think calling Detroit "wonderful" was actually original. Insane and, well wrong, but original.

Though, thanks for being so nice to me!

And at the end of that summer, we all went our separate ways. I used to see Tyrese and Johnny in the hallways, but by the close of our freshman year, they were just two more faces in the crowd. I heard that Tyrese got married and has a couple of kids. He drinks a lot these days, and finds work doing odd jobs around…

I'm sorry you had to live in Delaware.

the MGS stuff is just horrible. Terrible, melodramatic randomness. Its the ramblings of a mad man with the money to animate them.

Im so sad anyone thinks its good.

Looks like a real...

Whoa, that's much, much too small to work. How the hell are you supposed to fit a whole economy in there?

but if Suarez got carded, it's back down to a 10-10 and the game completely changes, especially as Suarez is the one who goes out

Braun: [Receives shot in the ass]

Oh, man! You edited out the best part, Tom. Here I transcribed for you:

"And don't get me started on Diego Maradona. I offered him a Diet Coke and he told me they were both part of his New Year's resolution."

I realize I might get flamed to death for this, but I think it's worth mentioning. I'm not convinced that mobile phones are causing much of a problem on the roads. In the last 15 years, mobile phone use has absolutely skyrocketed. We went from almost nobody having them to almost everybody having them very, very fast.…

Here's my top-15 mock draft. This is at least as good as Mike Mayock's:

Honestly, I'm getting tired of this growing attitude where fans think the story should be told the way they want it to be told. I've been getting sick of this attitude since Mass Effect 3. That's not how stories work. Someone writes it, someone else experiences it. The reader/viewer doesn't have to like it, but they…

As a Texan, I, for one, don't think Texas is as homogenous as everyone else thinks it is.

Soooooo STAND in the place were you were!
Now face plant!
Think about direction
Wonder why you didn't move outta the waaaaaay!