If only there were some broad cultural stereotypes of Poles that we could draw on for cheap laughs...

Good for him!

Hi, there! I am José Mellinas. Thank you, Kotaku, for posting this.

http://youtu.be/4XEq6XYtMVU

While I love the intent, the athletes-as-slaves metaphor is grossly ignorant at best and outright offensive at worst.

What it's like to be a linebacker:

Kids these days are so spoiled. Adele still hasn't met Yu Darvish, and she's been singing about him since 2011.

I gave that pool a Camaro. Pools love Camaros.

Your 2014 Chicago Cubs.

I really don't understand the "He's a pro now so it's his responsibility to cut ties with people that might damage his image" argument. Those friends of his only "damage" his image when people decide to unfairly judge Jackson based on his associations.

Can I say what I wish was mandated? Amber turn signals on all cars. I know that many people don't bother using them at all, but I find it easier to notice a turn signal/hazard lights when they are amber. It coincides with the use of flashing yellow traffic lights for warnings.

Gang signs! GANG SIGNS! We've got GANG SIGNS HERE!!!

"Sure, honey, we can get married at a hockey game, but that really isn't what I meant when I said 'no teeth.'"

Pay the players? Just because they won a championship? Do you think I'm made of money? Well I'm not, this is just a money suit that I bought with my bonus for a player winning a championship.