IN-famous like el Guapo?

Fun fact: the three-post shot is referred to as "The Trident."

One day Fernando Torres will attempt one of these, and he will miss. A man can dream.

PHRASING!!!

Those guys don't look like they've ever been paid!

You're right. We should all stop appreciating sunsets while we're at it, too. SEEN TOO MANY.

I don't know who Lod is, but his everlasting love sounds very appealing. I hope it is everlasting metaphysical love. Everlasting physical love sounds good now, but after thirty-six minutes, many humans would succumb to exhaustion, and Lod would be no better than Darren Sharper.

Don't worry. If Richard Sherman has anything to say, Deadspin will let you know. Deadspin will make you know. DEADSPIN WILL FUCKING MAKE YOU TELL EVERYONE IN YOUR FUCKING FAMILY YOU LITTLE TWAT

I wonder what the numbers are for males in that age range, earning more than the NFL or NBA minimum salary. I suspect it would be closer to the nba and nfl numbers than the general population numbers.

I'm sure this is impossible data to track, but I would love to see the arrest rate for MLB/NBA/NFL compared to other similarly aged males with incomes above $450,000/year (close to league minimums).

Such bullshit. And nearly identical to a problem I'm having at my job, where I maintain that I'm the Assistant Manager, but the grumpy old boss insists that I'm actually someone he's never seen before, and security insists that I leave the premises of Sam's Club immediately.

Man, they really should teach these kids about landlines and pay-phones for emergency uses, make it easier for the dispatcher to trace the call. I miss the old tech though, so much easier to ignore people but still save face and not look like a dick. Now between cellphones, e-mail, and text you just can't ignore…

Will, I feel just terrible for you that your local liquor stores don't stock the best light beer available.

This group of fine folks is responsible for one of the largest auto rings in the past 25 years. Busted in 2011, they stole over 200 cars in 18 months and operated 5 chop shops. The most impressive thing about it all is that the Cleveland Police busted them. How that happened, no one will ever know.

Ha! Women drivers! AMIRITE!11!1!

How is a tank like a BMW?

No motive? Really? After all of this you can't look at that picture and deduce a motive?

I remember getting premium for $0.88 my senior year of high school (15 years ago)...I miss those prices.

She's planning on entering Rio 2016 equestrian events. No word, yet, on who the rider will be.

Dildo: Quit being a dick!