My grandma found condoms in my pocket once and called it a French safe

There are Walk-In Clinics that will take you asap, or call a doctor and you can apply for temporary. I am a Canadian and it wasn't all that hard. I had the exact same problem as well, and I just called and they got me to fill out a form for temporary resident and boopity boo.

Honestly, if someone handed out a Bible to my kid on Hallowe'en they'd catch an earful for me. How fucking offensive.

Toothbrushes are usefull, I don't consider Bibles that way.

I saw a chavtastic woman wearing one and then saw another chavtastic woman wear one. I was scared.

I think so. It was a decent episode :D

"Health and fitness are part of the agenda but should not be overdone. Clair never bemoaned her weight, but we also never saw her coming from the gym."

So I will be heading to Edinburgh (in 2 weeks or so) to work for the rest of my visa (about a year) and I was wondering if anyone had any advice about living there? Oh, and what is the best area to find a pub job?

Alright, so I finally read the rest and this I think was the worst part. "We want you to go down on him for six hundred bucks," I proclaimed. Keisha, being the professional that she was, didn’t bat an eye.

I just read the first bit and I could not read anymore of it. It was absolutely ridiculous and just speaks to her need to appear better than (them).

It just had a commercial on the game that said "Chicks dig motorcycles and maybe she'll let you explore her exhaust."

YEAH!

My 14 year old brother is playing Grand Theft Auto 4 in front of me, and I just keep sighing and wanting to hit my mother for allowing him to have such a game.

My exes nieces were Hunter-Jade and Nikita.

My brother is 14 and had a kid in his class named Talon.

I am a Natasha spelled Natassia. My parents were Robert and Catherine and wanted to give me something a bit different without being crazy. My last name is guttural sounding.

Totally STFUparents worthy :)

Oh and few girls named Harlee and Charlee too.

Will it be pronounced Snowflake?

What grade do you teach?