If my sons ever went on television and said that nonsense, I would consider myself a failure as a parent.

@CissyPants: Cansino submitted to getting electric shocks to kill her follicles and stop them from growing. Keep in mind this is the 1930s, when "anaesthesiology" usually meant "stroking your hand while you chugged from a flask of bourbon." Next time you have a hot hair curler or a live wire, poke yourself in the…

@LucyPevensie: She had her hairline receeded and skin bleached to hell. Oy.

It worked for Rita Hayworth

I used to have the biggest girl crush on Gwen Stefani!

I hate that celebrities get away with so many offenses (like Paris) meanwhile people caught with a bit of pot are thrown in prison for longer periods. Bullshit.

Heather Chandler? Heather Duke? Heather McNamara?

This is only further proof that she and her family are secret Socialists. Socialists hate America and they were cavorting with the FRENCH?!!! HOW SOCIALIST CAN YOU GET?!

Weekend at Bernies 20 years later...

@SuberJ:But they did show their tits.

Flash photography ruins fucking paintings. Urgh.

@MakeFetch: The bulletproof glass makes it difficult to get a decent picture of it. But yeah, you can. You're not supposed to use flash though.

Directions:

@HidingInCanada: If you watch it on the youtube, it says its ben folds.

I think Feist's is the best.

If even Newt Gingrich thinks you're batshit, you've got problems.

@Donovanesque: I see Meryl Streep as Madame de Maintenon. I think it's because Madame to me is pristine, religious, clean and thats what I think of Meryl. Strange I know :)

@lilibunny: Dakota Fanning could be Marie-Adelaide in her younger years?

I hope they get someone a bit more like Louis XIV then getting JRM to play Henry VIII. PLEASE! I BEG YOU!