Natassia
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Natassia

Nigella! NIGELLLAAAA! Can't you hear me YELLA!

I don't think the photo is in any way flattering. Jon Hamm looks constipated (who knew he could look less than amazing?) Christina Hendricks looks too much like Rose McGowan (and her neck is missing?)

If someone thinks that Twilight is good literature, I have a right to judge them for it.

It's obvious she's doing coke, only cocaine could be responsible for that horrid outfit.

It's obvious she's doing coke, only cocaine could be responsible for that horrid outfit.

@Tego: I am moving to London in October. This I didn't know, and now I am thrilled :)

@Tego: Wait. The UK doesn't really do baby showers?

Breaking up with my boyfriend was one of the hardest things I've ever done, but once it was done, I realized that we had too many problems. I miss some stuff about him, but that's all. Did I grieve? Yeah a bit, I cried a lot for a couple of days but once I got back to work and to be wtih my friends. It was awesome.

@special_boots: I wouldn't ignore it if I were you. He was given a warning and didn't listen. Good luck!

Michelle Obama is not wearing a trash bag! How elitist and insensitive!

I am moving to London UK in about a month. My grandma (that I've been living with since I was 17 and am now 25) has early onset Alzheimers, and I am glad to be leaving so I don't have to watch her get worse (sometimes she's not my grandma she's someone else). Does this make me a bad person?

When I was born I had a birthmark that was like a fucking horn. My uncle called me a unicorn. Thankfully it went away, and is now an indent on my forehead (not noticeable).

@voteforme: Sort of. One was a Jewish guy. Another was an Asian guy. Indian guy. Someone famous.

Added another tick to my Fuckit list last night!

@lucystrawberry: I find it rather condescending of Madonna. Bish please.

Breast cancer seems to be the "hip" cause these days. It's everywhere, products you can buy for it. So quite frankly, there is so much awareness, that these things aren't likely to do much. It's everywhere. You cannot get away from it.

So you pick up girls that you don't find attractive, take them home, and insult them?