@bitchyolympian: Take her mother of the year award away first.

@BrookeD: My little brother played with Barbies (but never with clothes on) and now hes the boyiest boy ever. Not that it would have mattered anyways.

I just wish people would stop wearing tights as pants. That's all.

Now we need a handwriting expert to analyse it and tell us when she will want BABIES!

@GreyEminence: I don't often compare myself to my friends, because a) I'm not crazy. My friends have different circumstances in their lives, and I love them all dearly for their personalities. Not because of their accomplishments. That's assinine.

I had a house party where I had a few snacks, and people brought 7 bottles of red wine. Cannot drink that.

What's worse is the Editor's Note

@magnets: [slog.thestranger.com]

@Tom.Cruise.Is.Weird: Cuz menz cannot control their urges and you womunz giving them bad ideas and egging them on to rape you.

I feel wrong for wanting to bone him, and the guy on Fox and Friends weekend (not Doocy, or brownhaired).

I have a Fuckit and a Don't Fuckit list.

She seems to have very good parents, I don't even know who they are, which is a good sign I think.

@Dandy Koufax: I like nice boys.

@cmusicislife54: Mommy like.

@Kali Mama: Yeah. Its the same with my feelings about David Beckham, hot, but then he talks.

@LAmonkeygirl: I am working on it :)

@LAmonkeygirl: Damn.....

@Dandy Koufax: No want no more.

Netherlands back row, black hair in the centre.

@badmutha: What an asshole. Its like not she didn't want them, but she didn't want to go through that again.