I am waiting for him to tackle his mother and for her to admonish him, "Timmy! I am trying to tell our story!"

I call bullshit, if she thought Sandra should know, she could have told her (it's likely she could get access to her) personally, not get paid 30 grand to tell all to the fucking tabloids.

Steve Harvey's "Gems"

@maude_flanders: O Rly?

When I ask people about their tattoos and why they got them, I am just curious and what not. I am not trying to make people justify it, its a conversation piece that piques my curiousity.

@Hortense: It's a Red Army invasion.

When you go to other countries (especially ones where the culture is VASTLY different), pick up a god damn book and learn about whats appropriate or not.

I went camping with 2 couples and another girl. The one couple was very PDA-ish, with us in the tent. It was friggin annoying. I tried to ignore it, until I caught them dry humping on MY sleeping bag. Yeah. Not cool.

@RedBeansAndRiceDidMissHer: Not after what he said about Gabourey Sidibe. Not convinced that he's not an asshole.

I love some media these days, they say bullshit, nasty, libelous things, and simply retract it the next day.

@funzette: THIS.

@funzette: My friend has lived in Canada for most of her life, and she went back home to India to get married. Her uncles advertised her in the local newspapers and bolded the CANADIAN part.

This isn't a bad idea.

But yet, Acorn is the baddies that don't get government help/contracts?

My grandma tried giving me shit for having sex at 19, it's like lady you got married at 18. You were having it before I was.

He should admit his love to me and never stop fucking my brains out.

@Penny: Psht. Aliens have taken me up and probed me.

@NefariousNewt: Sometimes I go with a guy to his room to make out.

The rules of sex:

@bluebears: Murder. Sex. Greed. Incest. It's a soap opera without the overacting, attractive people and dramatic pauses. :D