Dear Penthouse Forum,

Greyhound was better when people were less rotten, and more capable of sitting quietly for long periods.

Odds are it’s a dude trying to impress a passenger.

Congrats to the driver on winning a Darwin award.

This photo (from Ed Murray at NJ Advance Media) on nj.com showing the path it took to get there is pretty incredible.

Has anyone checked in on the remaining members of the Jackass crew?

I wonder how much the Navy was charged for that water?

USN/Huntington Ingalls has taken a page from the Iranians on new technology intro videos. “Our new stealth fighter flies at Mach 3 and is invisible” = “We built it.  It works. It even floats. You’ll just have to take our word for it.”

My grandfather brought me to Mayport when I was a kid to tour a guided missile frigate.  When we got done, he noticed that the Saratoga was in port but wasnt open to the public.  He flashed his retired Navy creds (was retired Lt. Cmdr) and got a tour of the Saratoga.  I will never forget the tour of that ship.

Some serious video blue-balls on that one.

Perhaps it was a reference to the financing? As in floating a loan?

The screws are smaller than expected.

Evidently it takes very little water to float this boat.

Wow.  She’s really floating.     Or not. 

Had an opportunity to tour the USS George Washington when it docked in Hong Kong in around 2011. It was one of the most awe-inspiring things I’ve ever seen. Also, they had fried mozzarella sticks and Miller Lite available in the buffet spread.  I quietly wept with patriotic pride for 10 minutes straight.  

“Watch The Future USS John F. Kennedy Float For The First Time.”

Kinja: [makes videos autoplay]

Just get a coyote to paint a mural of a taller bridge

It took a minute to find the exact element to block but I was able to remove the video completely with ublock origin.

*Fingers Crossed they don’t mention that while the bridge is being raised, the road bed is being raised as well, so the total clearance is going to remain the same.