I still don’t understand why they’re paid with money, and not with education....

“Mrs Davis? This is Heather from ZipRecruiter, I just came across your resume and there is a new opportunity that I believe you are perfect for.”

You’re saying that those 4 sports weren’t mainly played by and ONLY played by whites for the bigger part of their history?... really?

Rovell: Maybe it turns out racism isn’t even racist. Maybe it turns out the invisible hand is black.

Everything is fine because Darren is not racist. In fact, he follows several black people on Twitter.

Surely you jest; Katrina was Obama’s fault

First, they came for Ben Roethlisberger, and I didn’t speak up, because I was cool with him raping people.

“The situation in Washington is an absolute disaster.”

So, Cecil the lion did Benghazi?

He was on the radio in Philadelphia last week complaining about participation trophies for kids.

Wow, was that Lou Gehrig’s actual twitter handle?

No no no, Bootstraps McGee over there is an ardent Republican. Taking public money for private gain would be heresy.

The doctor must have had a lot of trouble treating Curt’s mouth cancer, what with his foot constantly being in the way.

The math is staggering when you get to true #’s

Both of Harrison’s rings came from bent officiating.

You mean the generation that got free/super-cheap college*, and were so thankful for that blessing they worked hard to ensure that nobody else ever got that again, all the while lecturing everyone else that they need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps?

good kinja

News flash to today’s parents: every generation has bitched about “kids these days”. We (parents) are not special in this regard. Taking crap away from children that we got ourselves doesn’t accomplish anything for them, it just makes you temporarily feel better about your own shortcomings. Until you look for the next…

A fucking men. Fuck James Harrison. Hope he gave back his 2005 Super Bowl ring since he had zero tackles in those playoffs.