This was a done deal the moment Jerry Jones saw his Johnny Manziel impersonation.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but hasn't Kansas City already been ending their playoffs in sweeps?

If he had any sense, he would point his gun at the real threat: diabetes.

The cop was later asked to write an essay on exemplary policing for the Washington Post.

I'm loving that people saying shit like what do you expect when you "mess" with a football player, she deserved to get knocked out, can easily get out of greys. Says a lot really.

Well, he just shot up to the top of the Ravens' 2017 draft board.

A Norman restaurant??? Oh my gosh are we really gonna start looking into peoples' pasts to find out what they did 900 years ago??? SMDH.

I guess he'll be seeing jail time Sooner than he thinks.

"Then I guess she needs to stop hanging around with homosexuals."

Red Sox fan here.

If it feels like a win to the Red Sox to you, then you haven't watched him play baseball in the past year. Just brutal watching him ground out weakly on pitches he used to clobber. Also, behind Joe Kelly's nice ERA figures lurks some very mediocre peripherals and FIP/xFIP. Caveat emptor.

People like this deal for Boston? Are you serious? Allen Craig, the guy who has decling numbers last 3 seasons, battling knee and back injuries and plays an awful outfield? Or Joe Kelly, the guy of a 1.4 whip in both minors and in the majors? Who can't strike anyone out?

I don't know why this is considered all in. Ignore 2014 results, next year that still have Shark and they don't have Cespedes. They save $10.4 million, which they can use to replace Cespedes, and they can flip Shark to replace Russell. After both trades they are left with a similar total asset value as they had…

Hold it right there, Captain Bringdown. I may be an internet-tough-guy-loser, but I definitely have plenty of better things to do with my life.

I'm a Reporter On Sports, and I take Outrage when players admit to taking legal substances to enhance their body (their only asset, and the sole reason for my current employment).

"... the lousy tramp."

"I bet she's an icky Republican!"

"Y'all really need to stop provoking Johnny Manziel into all this partying."

I've been hit by 4 cars so I'm way ahead of you on that one.

If you haven't had HAND TACO, you shouldn't comment either. It's the most delicious thing I have ever had. Granted it was hard cooking with one hand.

Thanks for doing this list, I was concerned all the world's insufferable Mexican food snobs were hanging out somewhere else on the internet today.