When did they guarantee that you would win money? Or even a lot of it?

Well done, well done.

It’s ridiculous that you can’t even thank God on live TV anymore. Wow. Obama’s America am I right?

Right on with this. Fuck fall. Fuck the leaves. Fuck apple picking. Fuck scarves. Fuck “jacket weather.” Fuck bonfires. Fuck “cool crisp air.” Fuck wineries. And above all else...

Is Luck a top QB? He obliterates the shitty AFC South, but is 17-15 against everyone else.

Deadspin has their narrative and they aren’t going to pay attention to details.

LMGTFY:

The fact that people like you have to create a fictionalized world where Tony La Russa and/or the St. Louis Cardinals invented retaliation pretty much shows that Joe Maddon’s rant was pure horseshit.

You’re right. Dan Haren throwing at Matt Holliday because of some imagined slight is not legal. Thanks for clearing that up.

Whoo, boy. You burned ‘em there.

So he wasn't throwing inside on Holliday after Rizzo leaned into a pitch in the fourth? Got it.

Please don’t confuse “patriotic” and “jingoistic.” Country fans are jingoistic clowns who think waving a flag makes you a patriot.

But it wasn’t “just capitalism” when Phil Robertson was slammed was it?

The same applies when Phil Robertson says abhorrent things about black people and gay people. Ya dig?

Really? You think Goodell has the juice right now to pursue discipline against the Patriots? If anything, the Patriots are going to go full-bore on cheating because people will suspect any claims they are cheating is just being overzealous. And the seemingly petty nature of the deflated balls means people have…

Thanks for being you.

I don’t get why this is supposed to be a thing. Democrats used to have strongholds in the south. Many of the local officeholders are legacy Democrats who are not remotely Democratic.

It’s hilarious how much they live in denial.

Yep, the Patriots were so good in 2001 they knew plays the Rams had never run before and had an answer for it. I guess that’s the “us against the world’ mentality.

So legal the NFL ordered everything to be quickly destroyed and shredded.