That "Dexter" isn't any good.

You find the trials and tribulations of fictional characters to be cathartic? That seems pretty weird.

It means that you're a sexist womens hater if you like "Seinfeld" but criticize "Girls."

Ah. So you're a fan of "Dexter" but you hate "Seinfeld." No disconnect there.

Well guess what? It's not and this article is ridiculous.

That's because nobody takes True Blood seriously.

I disagree. Sure, the whole thing could be called juvenile, but I think that was the point — being offensive for the sake of being offensive. We can debate if that's really needed at the Oscars, but it's going way overboard to say that this was subversive, institutionalized sexism. There's really nothing sexist about…

I guess I'm trying to figure out how celebrating seeing famous people's breasts is institutional sexism.

Serious question: do you think that "Chappelle's Show" has negatively affected the way society views black culture?

"Can anyone tell me what the fucking point of the swimsuit issue is (besides sales)?"

I wouldn't want to discuss why my team couldn't stop Joe Flacco again, either.

The Evans bit is one of the best things on the Internet.

You are very confused right now. I realize as a Notre Dame fan and admirer of Te'o this is probably a traumatic time for you, but you gotta keep it together.

So the story is over because it's making you, who is allegedly NOT a Notre Dame supporter, uncomfortable. Heh.

Responding to your drivel is "frighteningly" obsessive? Interesting.

Are you an idiot? You must be since you don't consider a 20-point fourth quarter comeback and a double overtime thriller in the Top 100 games of the season.

Peyton Manning wins more than any other quarterback other than Tom Brady.

Cue the overzealous who are going to say that Deadspin is insinuating that we should stop watching football and that people commit suicide without having concussions.

Figure it out yourself.

Also, are you the douchenozzle that posts at GRB? Holy shit you are awful at everything you do.