And, for the third time, I didn't advocate banning guns.

Ah, perfectly stated. There is absolutely no gray area in the never-ending gun control debate. It's simply a black-and-white issue. Murder will happen regardless of what weaponry is available, so why bother discussing ways to curb it?

Are you directing this at me? Because I have no fucking idea what it's in response to.

I should add that Costas' argument is as equally stupid and pie-in-the-sky ridiculous as the knee-jerk NRA reaction.

I'm not necessarily disagreeing with you; I'm just pointing out the ridiculously simplistic argument some of the commentators are making.

I think it's awesome that you know Bob Costas so intimately that you possess knowledge of how many shits he gives about others.

The herp-a-derp amongst the commentators here is something to behold. I love the back-patting over the ability to make the same linear argument. "Welp, people will still kill people, so we shouldn't do anything about that one thing that makes killing more efficient. Thomas Jefferson wouldn't feel right about it as he…

Patriots fans are the worst. What kind of obnoxious asshole challenges an Internet columnist to a fight?

I enjoy your writing, sir.

Why should they? It's pretty clear that this isn't a job just any old body can do.

Maybe because those tweets are warmed-over conservative platitudes? Just a thought.

Actually, they are bad. What the fuck are you watching? Something happens and they stand around looking at each other, neither one knowing what call to make. They don't even know the RULES.

Very nice.

All these roundtable discussions are doing is reiterating what an awful product the NFL truly is.

This entry was a good reminder of why I loathe the NFL.

lol this sucked.

Deadspin's commenting system sucks. This was supposed to be a reply to the goofball who said this was about liberals liberally lying or something dumb like that. Somehow it got posted as a reply to the author.

Outstanding. I have no idea what you proved here, but it made me laugh.

"drunken alcoholic" is redundantly redundant.

I am neither a Democrat or a Republican, but I sure hate it when liberals point out bullshit.