HAH. One of my greatest amusements this summer has been the Friends of the Bloomingdale Trail Facebook group - the lady who posted a photo of her kid’s bloody knee and cautioned parents that the rocks at the Leavitt entrance were dangerous and not to let their kids play on them is my favorite idiot. Rocks anywhere…

The dreaded birthday dinner. I’m done with showing up at a fancy-ish place during their busiest shift of the week and waiting for a table for 12 (Or is it 14? Did Beth say she was coming or not? And I’m not sure when Brendan’s flight gets in, I think his phone is off???) only to get split into two tables for 5 and 7…

“Action Skyscraper” sounds like a Tracy Jordan joint.

“I love you more than a down payment on a house.”

this has been stuck in my head all day

These two are masters of mimicking this type of vocal fry.

I live 10 minutes from his office. People here are fucking PISSED.

If 29 is an old then I am antediluvian. And luving it.

Over a knit turtleneck, so your neck looks like an ankle.

I guess Russia never heard about THE FIRST AMENDMENT!!

This clearly flies in the face of everything that Maxxism stands for. Hell you might as well just go to Lenins & things.

Hold up - Jon Snow AND Jaqen H’ghar on the same flight?! Stewardess, please fix me a sandwich!

That WHOOOOSH sound you just heard wasn't Drogon flying overhead.

Pff, I hate it when a series doesn't have the guts to kill off characters.

Now try to list the female actors who are “unconventional” but still get leading roles.

Apropos of all of this: I am a trial attorney, an extremely male dominated field. I went to a conference a few months back where the keynote speaker, a woman, was absolutely fucking phenomenal. She blew me away. She’s gotten HUGE verdicts on tough cases in really conservative jurisdictions, and she had fabulous…