My little Cardigan cutie pie.

“That’s the reason this buff Negroid Amazon keeps dominating this classic sport, white people. Don’t worry. Normal cute white athletes would be killing it out there if they decided to become the double-muscled clydesdale that this black chick is, but we have smart trainers who made sure they stay small and fuckable.…

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

Channing Tatum looks like a potato-golem.

I WAS PROMISED ICE CREAM.

They are Republicans, silly. Money is not meant to be spent on things that are helpful, useful, or that contribute to the betterment of society. Money is only to be spent in the pursuit of power, attention, and more money, or to outlaw abortion and birth control.

yes i just replied to myself.

Fine then. Watch my 49 minute youtube video called “Why feminists are ruining gaming” where I talk about that one girl who didn’t date me that one time. Also, I don’t play video games.

The Grandparents on their wedding day. No chance of getting a tan from those genes.

My dad at a football game in the early 90’s. It was only 10 degrees outside.

The best part about being a fellow gray is that you can say anything you want to them without un-graying them. With great power comes great responsibility; with no power comes doing whatever the fuck you want!

More Rachel Dolezal, yeesh. Look, I apologize if someone else has made this same point but could someone explain to me how she’s any different from Caitlyn Jenner?

Is that a pentagram on your chest or are you just happy to see your DARK LORD?

Would it surprise you to learn that Tilda Swinton was made of pure sunshine?

His eternal weepy face is too hard to capture

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Medically speaking, the fact that the premature infant (not technically a fetus) was alive for a few minutes after birth is unsurprising and shouldn’t make this more criminal than any other late term abortion. At 5.5 months, the heart is well-developed; the lungs, not so much. This delivery would only have been viable…

Michelle Phan spoke with Cosmopolitan Magazine recently, and has this to say on feminism: