I feel like the people who masturbate less maybe do so because they are gettin' action from a partner on the regs? I am single as fuck so I'm like a 13 year old in the shower over here.

He's a giant man-child, and a HOARDER! Wheee! I can't really express how happy I am to NOT be married to him any longer.

At the risk of being controversial, I worry that we haven't socialized men to be good at this (which is a shame). A lot of the men I work with (read: not all men) in a professional environment really don't have any conception of how to care for others (or even themselves). It's like they grew up with a mother and then…

My dad was a stay-at-home dad and he kicked ass! He retired early because of a disability, but he never let that get him down. He took pride in keeping our house looking good and learning to cook like a pro, he would pick us up from school, help us with our school work, take us shopping, to hang out with friends, etc.…

You must be fun at parties.

My son's father(my ex husband now) was a stay at home dad for us when we were married, and although it was nice to not pay for daycare, and he took good care of our son, he was an AWFUL house husband. I came home to a wreck each day. I got to do the worst parts of each role-cook,clean, and miss out on all the time…

My husband would love to be a stay-at-home dad. Problem: though he is a great father, he is a shitty, shitty househusband. He needs to text me at work 4x to do 1 load of laundry. Can't cook worth shit. And so on.

Oh, I think she's hot and she's definitely rockin' it, but both of these situations are so... not interesting.

Poor troll is poor. 2/10. 2 points for moderately good spelling.

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Such a crock. What good is girth if it's attached to nothing more than a mushroom cap? What good is length if it amounts to a pencil? Every chick wants balance, and we don't get to check in advance. The end.

If you delete the word "One" from the title of this article, I think it would be more appropriate. This study actually shows what women want from their nightstands. Or, more specifically, from the drawer in their nightstands...assuming that's where they keep their sex toys.

Oh, I get to break out the Klingon Bird of Prey image again !! I explained it all in one of my first posts here, but this time I will go with the short version: Your clitoris (yellow in image) is HUGE and SURROUNDS your vaginal canal. It gets excited in much the same was as a man's peen, and becomes engorged during…

But It'll be so useful! I could tap you on the shoulder to get your attantion. I could point at which vodka I wanted in my red bull. Open bathroom door handles without touching them. Give props to the DJ. Flag a cab. Use it like a judges gavel. "From the windoooow to the wall!" would be more entertaining. Safer than…

I have to say, if I had Rihanna's body, I would walk around naked ALL THE TIME! And I'd stand in front of the mirror everydsy for like an hour staring at my buttnaked hotness ...just sayin'

I selected "a few times per year to monthly." I masturbate 3-4 times per year, max. I rarely masturbated during adolescence and early adulthood; it's more frequent now as I head into my 30s, but still not, apparently, often enough according to these comments. I don't not-masturbate from shame, lack of sexual desire,…

I don't masturbate... I don't get anything out of it. I'd rather have someone else do it and I'm ok with waiting for someone.