Exactly—a pro ball player is hardly going to be around half the year. Which makes me scoff when Esiason says playing professional baseball "is going to give my child every opportunity to be a success in life." More like it's going to make your kid into a spoiled wreck with the worst kind of daddy issues.

Gary's wonderfulness cannot make up for the lack of HBO GO on this nifty little gadget.

...consumption of saturated fats does not actually increase a person's risk of heart disease.

She is my style icon forever... Except for all my tattoos. But I can work those in.

You may be underestimating the attractiveness of dicks to many women. Some of us actually like them.

I love everything you said here. I passed the point of finding penises humorous and discomfiting some time ago, although I can't pinpoint when... and now I love my boyfriend in tiny underwear, and just think it would be great if men could suggest their junk the way women can suggest breasts and have it not be…

This photo made me wish I had a brother, just so I could do this with him.

I suggest we start growing avocados in places where it stays cooler. Like Illinois! It's cooler here. I will start as soon as it stops snowing, so maybe June?

Not anymore. The founder partnered with mcdonalds to get the company started and it was spun off a few years ago.

A ray of hope: I had very sad boobs until I had two kids. Now I kind of love them. They have more bounce and are rounder than my former droopy pyramids. Hang in there.

Thank you! I needed this, and a place to say that Dr. Egon Spengler was instrumental in my sexual awakening. I felt so teary all day yesterday and it was hard to articulate how important "Groundhog Day" has been to me since high school. This just about sums it up for me.

I have a hard time believing this is just a coincidence. Brings to mind the Slate article from a couple years ago about the 23% vaccination rate at the Peninsula Waldorf school.

Mine would definitely include brooding Siouxsie covers.

Oh, the dog shit that is exposed when the soot-colored snow starts to melt! It makes my heart sing almost as much as the first sprouting tulips!

Allow Left Eye to break it down.

Oh, yeah a lot of my friends get 6 weeks or even zero paid time off. I wasn't trying to say that 8 weeks is shitty compared to the zero that you get in a lot of situations. But "Top 10"? I know of law firms with 12 and even 18 weeks of paid leave... (of course their overall hiring / firing practices are more than…

I can't believe KPMG is in the top 10. Eight weeks of paid maternity leave. EIGHT.

3) Talking about Pokemon

Also, poorly sewn zipper that is puckering and warping the fabric. Pretty sad.

Very agreed on the benefits of dating someone close to your height! I'm 5'5 and my boyfriend is 5'7, and the standing / spooning sex is SO much better when your, ahem, organs all line up.