I love this post.

OK, I totally had to google those kanji, but yes— taihen hidoi AND okashii. >_<

This does make sense. And now I will derive a silly amount of cruel enjoyment by making my mom try to say "Lululemon."

Uf. Yeah. I'm also getting midwestern real estate agent, with the blazer and everything.

While in the middle of Lean In, I emailed the male law firm partner I work for the most and said "you need to read this." And he did. And some really great conversations came out of it, and he is now consciously trying to hire and promote and retain more women. He's starting to agitate among the other, older, more…

You are a very patient person.

I had the same response! "How does 'the Rachel' still wield so much power???" It is the most compelling hair in history, maybe.

No Erin in Chicago?? Harrumph.

They are the sexiest in all of Middle-Earth and Regular-Earth.

Add to that BUSINESS BUSINESS BUSINESS suit the fact that she is totally overpants masturbating.

This is true! But rarely does aging alone cause your uterus to fall out of your vagina.

I don't know much about this—there are, of course, rape crisis centers and sexual violence organizations that do a lot of great work (RAINN, local groups such as the Chicago Alliance Against Sexual Exploitation), and I'm sure there are lots of opportunities to get involved. My personal avenue consists of pro bono…

It looks like it was photoshopped on top of her shirt. Maybe it's a commentary on photoshopping. Because she has so many Things To Say.

Ooh! I'm not running but could you say hi to "NaruHodor's boyfriend"? I tell him about what I read on Jez every day and I think he would be pumped to see it!

You know what, though— I can understand why "wanting to eat" a baby is the closest thing we come up with to describe what a mom feels when she smells her infant. For me it was so primal it was like the urge for sex, or the desire to eat when hungry. Of course it's neither of those things, and no mother really wants…

I totally feel you.

Uhh. Right under "Jezebel" in the upper left-hand corner it says "Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women." And I'm pretty sure this has been the subtitle for a long time, maybe always. Fashion is fun, and in a public space (such as a film screening in Paris), it's photographed and published for a public conversation. …

I love the apt typo "Footblog."

Whenever this Chicagoan sees a collarless winter or fall coat, she thinks, "what is the fucking point?"