Wow, you really made me wait there. Musta been an exciting weekend!

Welcome back!! Having a good weekend?

How long ya gonna make me wait, here?

You haven't returned to your former glory yet!

ew!

What'd you have?

Guessing this was lunch time for you!

You're slipping!

Too late! you didn't beat your previous record!

Can you do faster than 3 minutes?

Wow... how often do you reload your page to see me?

Hey are you one of those dudes that shouts 'cyanogenmod!" all the time?

Does it hurt?

No Apple discussion for you!

sour grapes!

Why haven't you gone into the 'why we need Apple' thread to say you don't give a fuck yet?

did it suck not being able to comment on the Apple Watch thread because you were called out for your remark?

hahaha

I've noticed you're a lot faster to respond when the Apple Keynote isn't on.

Oh and lighting isn't an anti-theft system.