Jim Harbaugh may be a master of rage, but when he attended a taping of fake justice program Judge Judy he was all smiles.

Charles doesn't look very ATH-A-LEH-TIC in this photo.

He's still got a woody from watching Ross Rossovich play volleyball.

The only clue they have is a bloody sock.

I'd hit it.

He's kind of morphed into a white Dennis Rodman.

Shaq: body doesn't fit in a Buick, head doesn't fit on a can.

Someone should ask these guys - every bit the heroes, IMO - to throw out some first pitches as well.

They do, but the problem is - Magic has a tendency to go off script.

+1

Yes, that's right, I'm one of those that think a waitress should make at least minimum wage or a salary commensurate with the job.

a 28 year-old with the alias "Yuichi Ito"

This post fucking sucks!

Now that - THAT is cool. Where can I find instructions?

Let me guess: he works behind a desk.

+1 except they're not called that anymore. These days they're "Caramel Delights". And I'm afraid that "Fighting Caramel Delights" just doesn't quite cut it.

Uhm... HELLO?!?!?

Consider this your first lesson before some English prof marks up your first paper: the apostrophe in your GPA's is incorrect. What you wanted there was the plural GPAs.

It's all fun and games until somebody bombs Pearl Harbor.