Ah shit, my birthday was a few days ago but i didn’t get the chance to play. Guess i’ll have to wait till next year.

I honestly still have no real idea what happened or why everyone is upset.....

The article referred to the board game as “officially-licensed”...

I had this for the PS3 and it was great until that rubber became sticky with time.  Furry slime controller is gross.

Yeah... maybe HBO can fix climate change, confirm the existence of aliens, and supply us all with winning lotto numbers, while they’re at it.

Seriously, the entire population is full of goddamn babies. I really wish all these dipshits would put their energy into something constructive. The world is burning around us both literally and metaphorically and all anyone cares about is that their head canon comes true.

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

Oh brother... All the poor VFX artists slaving away in front of their computers from now until November working 22 hour days on the fucking Sonic The Hedgehog movie. It sounds like the lowest ring of hell.

I am so completely done with this absolutely fucking moronic, misguided horseshit crusade against Epic.

Look, I get it, the Epic store has a long way to go, but it’s been around for FOUR GODDAMN MONTHS! Valve has had 12 YEARS to develop and build up Steam to where it is now. Yes there are things the Epic store should…

This is what blows me away. I’ve never seen this much crowd support for a monopoly in my life. You can’t expect Epic to have the same games as Steam and compete with them. And this is a TIMED exclusive. And a short one. Good Christ. 

WAHHHHHH EXCLUSIVITY IS BULLSHIT

It’s a six month deal. Seriously if you’re disdain for loading a different program besides Steam is more intense than your love for the game you for some reason can’t play then I don’t know what to tell you. Like, I get it. We all have our hills we die on. But like, I just don’t get it. At all. You do you though. 

“He landed on his elbow, put a huge hole in his elbow. From what I understand, he tore a ligament and removed a piece of the bone from the elbow, so [the surgeons] need to go in and reattach that bone to his elbow.”

It seems like the shitty move is mobilizing consumers to try to enforce a near monopoly on digital sales, even though the 30% commission is usurious at best.

Gamers are just the biggest fucking babies.

This oddly makes me want a new Armored Core.

Another day, another outrage on twitter...

Gamers acting ENTITLED?!?!?! <Monocle pops out> Well, I never!!!

I gutted out the entirety of Dark Souls (silver fucking knights with dragon bows across a slim catwalk in Anor Londo notwithstanding.) Played about half a game of NG+ but I used the Manus soul to (i think) make a staff instead of using it to obtain a really weird cool looking spell (“Pursuers”?) and I could never beat…