"Raw wounds"... Like baggage? Or genuine, festering, pus-filled gashes?

I hope the chief character is a lemon.

"The fact of the matter is that PC is better in every aspect, yet much more expensive"

The food will kill you, right?

The non-gameplay parts of the trailer looked pretty cheesy and didn't really inspire me, but remove the overly-dramatic music and play something more Thief-like over it (ambience, or silence) and the gameplay sections seemed like they could be quite good! The proof will be in the playing, and at least 50% of that…

And making more failed predictions than correct.

How about The Omniscients? The guys that believe that they are the be all and end all when it comes to gaming knowledge. Despite most of this knowledge being fairly common knowledge for anybody interested in a certain thing/area, they'll still chime in all the time, talking down to you like you're a mere gaming…

I'd love it on either, but I know that I'd be more likely to finish it again on 3DS than Wii U.

Well I know they're not, doesn't mean that "Trojan" therefore won't conjure up similar images.

I can't help but see Tro-John when that name is mentioned. Plus, who thought it would be a good idea to name them that? Trojan conjures up images of something entering somewhere only to turn out to be a terrible surprise, and not the joyous occasion it was meant to be.

Over 9000!

He looks older than the 30 year olds that repeatedly play the parts of teenagers in American films, sitcoms and dramas!

Wonder if she asked for her phonecall after being arrested. Then promptly dialled 110.

I get the distinct feeling that I'll have a broken slider after playing a lot of 3DS Smash Bros.

You don't need an achievement to prove you bought a day one machine! In a little under a year you'll have useless brick to prove that you bought one of the first, inferior versions of the machine!

There are a lot of games of the last gen that I would count among the best I have ever played over the last 30 years, but if I were to keep all of my consoles for one game only, they would be:

An intergalactic threat? ME only took place in the Milky Way. There is plenty more universe left to create a threat.

DOG IN GAME

Would have been nice to get Phantasia in there as well, given their links.

Well, this just looks like the most fun ever. I actually cannot wait for this.