Apple doesn’t give a damn about getting “exclusives” for apps. The developers do it for them.

I had to uninstall this after only a day. I found myself ignoring so much work just staring at vault dwellers working and fucking all day!

Local News: Hackers can break into your water bottle and make you drink too much!

This looks like a product designed for those dipshits who blame the GPS when they drive into a lake.

“If I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test.”

Pirates don’t need to upgrade for free. They will just pirate it for free.

I avoid the color run scam by playing a whole lotta video games.

I bet attendance at these Color Event runs would plummet if cell phones were prohibited. Seems like the only reason people go to these things is so they can take selfies to upload to Facebook and Twitter, or use on their OKCupid profile.

I get it sucks for those people, but can you really blame the Orioles for not paying the people that work in the franchises inside the stadium. I think those Subway/Mcdonald’s/whatever employees should get their due, but it should be from their employer, not the third party owner of the building the establishment is…

“He is just a man... and we all know what that is.”

“Hack” to describe doing anything.

Reporter: I hear you’re the owner of two illegal pythons.

Even after all these years of employing Thomas, the Knicks PR dept still hasn’t figured out how to add “ Isiah” to their MS Office dictionary

This is a revelation to who? Who didn’t attend these kind of parties as a teenager? Or know people who did? Minus the social media and cell phones it seems like pretty much every “great” party I went to as a teenager down to asking older guys to buy alcohol. Hello. Are people that stupid?

Whatever happens to him, my money’s on something-less-awful-than-being-maybe-murdered-by-an-NFL-caliber-offensive-lineman.

He is actually 36% alcohol.

I imagine she’d call herself something like Madam Mo-Larr.

The tweet has been deleted and Janay Rice apologizes for her involvement in this incident.

Eye tipped this post on mis iPhone and it turded oot jus fin.