Apple doesn’t give a damn about getting “exclusives” for apps. The developers do it for them.

I had to uninstall this after only a day. I found myself ignoring so much work just staring at vault dwellers working and fucking all day!

“If I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test.”

I avoid the color run scam by playing a whole lotta video games.

I bet attendance at these Color Event runs would plummet if cell phones were prohibited. Seems like the only reason people go to these things is so they can take selfies to upload to Facebook and Twitter, or use on their OKCupid profile.

I get it sucks for those people, but can you really blame the Orioles for not paying the people that work in the franchises inside the stadium. I think those Subway/Mcdonald’s/whatever employees should get their due, but it should be from their employer, not the third party owner of the building the establishment is…

“He is just a man... and we all know what that is.”

Reporter: I hear you’re the owner of two illegal pythons.

Even after all these years of employing Thomas, the Knicks PR dept still hasn’t figured out how to add “ Isiah” to their MS Office dictionary

This is a revelation to who? Who didn’t attend these kind of parties as a teenager? Or know people who did? Minus the social media and cell phones it seems like pretty much every “great” party I went to as a teenager down to asking older guys to buy alcohol. Hello. Are people that stupid?

Whatever happens to him, my money’s on something-less-awful-than-being-maybe-murdered-by-an-NFL-caliber-offensive-lineman.

He is actually 36% alcohol.

The tweet has been deleted and Janay Rice apologizes for her involvement in this incident.

Oh Hell no. I refuse to start paying for porn again.

The Angels totally deserve this — not because of the idiotic contract they gave Hamilton in the first place, but because of how horribly they have treated him over the past couple of months.

Baltimore. Another game coming down to the wire.

It was Jar-Jar Binks Night.

They aren’t very different at all. In fact you could hot swap 2d sprites and 3d models in this video pretty easy and the game play would remain the same. This is just “cooler” because of the nostalgic juxtaposition.

You don’t even need flat sprites. 3D models work perfectly fine, just preserve the 2D gameplay. I’m reminded of the old Klonoa games on PS1. The “2.5d” thing worked perfectly there.