Give Seattle credit. As the defending champion heel, they tried to get DQ'd at the end and keep the title belt. Flair would be proud.

"They wait until now to make this ad?!" - Philip Seymour Hoffman

Fared better than that poor kid Nationwide killed.

I might try this tactic with my girlfriend.

Marshawn should give a lengthy interview concerning his thoughts on deflate-gate. The media universe would collapse within itself. A black hole of hot takes.

I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

It's for the fans!!! #Seahawks

Bad Seahawks Dad does have some issues, but at least he's there. Bad Sonics Dad is never around, but Shawn Kemp's kids have just gotten used to it.

Skiba: [checks himself]

Of course the Niners are stupid, Drew. It takes a special kind of stupid to let seven eat you.

It wasn't picked up on by TMZ, but other news outlets reported that Nash tore both is quads while taking this photo

My favorite:

Allegedly.

Dessert menu sucks, too. All they have is Vanilla Ice Cream.

One can only hope this helps Snyder and Washington turn over a new Leaf.

All those dogs are dead now.

After a flight like that, more like the Toronto Pterodactyls, amirite?

Commenter Who Is Ripping Off Funnier Commenters Comments And Continues To Beat The Hell Out Of A Dead Horse Upset That Tosh Supposedly Rips Off Other Peoples Content And Is Upset About ESPN Ripping Off His Content

Gawker commentator rips off often used fake headline gag to express displeasure with guy who rips off other people's content being upset that someone ripped off his content.

Cavs' Old Court: [attends local university on football scholarship]
Cavs' Old Court: [suffers career ending knee injury]
Cavs' Old Court: [plans on becoming a physical therapist]
Cavs' Old Court: [knocks up Brenda, his high school sweetheart]
Cavs' Old Court: [gets married]
Cavs' Old Court: [drops out of college]
Cavs' Old…