I laughed my ass off during this entire thing. I cannot wait to pick this one up and enjoy more.

I'm not sure what i just watched.

That's a really unsafe way of managing your passwords. You're assuming that your template/algorithm is simple enough for you to use it to remember many passwords, yet at the same time be complex enough that someone with modern crypto tools and a high-end computer can't figure it out in a few minutes.

At least they didn't try to use substitute words and blurt out "Cunt Ruckus".

Hulk Hogan was the #1 guy in the WWF's heyday, Warrior would be #2 or #2a with Macho Man Randy Savage. This guy was HUGE back in the late 80s, early 90s, noted for his energetic persona and bugfuck crazy, nonsensically awesome promos. It's moreso stunning considering he just got welcomed back into the WWE (his…

I have read that Ferguson's contract gives him the right of first refusal? Even if so, I don't think they want him at 11:30, or that he'd want to be there.

Surely many people will raise questions about the steep price tag to propose at a Houston Astros game. But when you remember that your $500 provides the team with a season's worth of clean drinking water, it all of a sudden becomes worth it again.

Strong piece. However, please be thoughtful about how you use the term OCD. It is a condition that involves uncontrollable and intrusive thoughts and compulsions which are used to reduce the anxiety caused by the obsessions. It must cause serious impairment and usually over 1 hour of time per day. Unless that applies…

the minus is due to the fact that the paper was supposed to be about the Outkast song.

The possibility of 4000 dead workers isn't interesting?

No. I will not shut up. There's a difference between writing a good headline and the "Most amazing story you'll see all day!" garbage HuffPo (and Gawker sometimes) is known for. That is the fucking worst.

Heck, we get people like that right here in Kotaku.

It's just like that old adage, 'you mess with a wolf, you get the comically depleted starting rotation, with a wholly apathetic fanbase desperate for anything but expecting the worst, and the perception that your front office has no clue what they are doing, and the universal knowledge that a 37 yr old retread with no…

Of course the Cano signing was all they were willing to do. The Mariners are a joke. They make one debatable splash and can tell the fans that they are trying, and the dipshits who go to knitting night eat it up. The Mariners have been decreasing payroll for years. They aren't trying to win, they are just trying to…

Of those, only Sonic 4 episode 1/2, Sonic Colors, Sonic Generations, and Sonic Lost World aren't spin-offs. And of those, only Sonic 4 episode 2 has anyone other than Sonic playable (and the other playable character is Tails, so... pfft) and other characters in any of those other games are tertiary at best.

Except for, you know, the last half decade of Sonic games that had no one but Sonic in them. But, you keep doin your thing man.

And football. Let's just ban football in the NFL. Calling the Cointoss correctly = Win.

Ya but the goal post is a part of nfl equipment. So its safety is much more important than the other two.

Yesterday's news: Paul George doesn't wear clothes.

I also had the same initial reaction. Maybe it's my inner nerd for interesting stats, but when I hear 9/11 I think ~3000 dead, Pearl Harbor ~2400, Hiroshima and Nagasaki are around ~150k and ~75k (by conservative estimates and not counting long-term radiation effects), WWI ~37M, and WWII >60M. It's the same thing as…