Why do they know his address?

the only thing worst than a list with insane wishes is the kid who just says "I don't know" when asked to make a list. If you keep that up Santa's going to get you a new cordless drill.

My kid wrote a letter to Santa, but I didn't take note of its contents. I suck. I also thought about mailing it without a stamp so as not to waste the postage, but even I'm not that heartless. I hope Mrs. Snoop isn't reading this.

What's crazy is the idea of an NFL head coach NOT watching a live play as it happens. If he was genuinely not paying attention, he ought to be shit-canned.

Falling down is such a brilliant film. And now, tangentially, I really want to play Carmageddon.

This is the type of posts the mods should be deleting but they don't.

I prefer "The Fredo" rule that allows each team to take one player out on a boat and shoot him in the face. His salary also no longer counts against the cap.

On one hand, a trick-shot video helped a D-III quarterback like Monmouth College's Alex Tanney gain national recognition.

Selective hate is just one of the big reasons that I hate a great deal of gamers.

Wait. So when Microsoft fucks up and offers a free game, everyone is cool. When EA fucks up (Sim City) and offers three free games, that isn't good enough?

I swear, I think people really do look for reasons to further hate a company that they are ill-disposed toward. Then when their fave companies do something similar,…

Oh snap!

Then I think, sir, you are too easily impressed by simple numbers that anyone could've figured out if he did a couple of minutes algebra. Those have, for my taste no real value worth knowing. Anyone could for example measure the weight of a psone unit, multiply it by the sold number (according to each model), compare…

If you buy this - you are stupid. I don't care how you try to rationalize it. The person who sold it is smart only by comparison...since you are so stupid, you felt the need to buy a fucking achievement on EBAY.

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I was a pro wrestler for several years - coming up in the business with guys like Ken Anderson, Austin Aries and Shawn Daivari in Minnesota. I also wrote/designed/directed the story mode for 3 WWE video games. I though Dynamite was one of the best ever myself, and his matches with Tiger Mask were the stuff of legend.…

Somebody once surmised that OJ was both guilty AND framed. I think this is the case with AROD.

Hey little console, what have you donnne~

I preorder just for because. I look at the bonus's that come with the game to see if they're worth while, plus at GS it's free lay-a-way so I can pay it off over time. Like you said it's worth it for niche titles since pretty much the first shipment is all the copies they'll be getting.

Yep.

Goddamn pussies keep ruining football.