UGH FINE, here we go.

Test it and report back here with your results. We'll be waiting...

This may be the most judgmental, sneering thing I’ve ever said in my life and I hate myself for it, but: She was probably breast feeding to lose the weight.

I’ve only done coke once in my life when I was much younger, but the combination of the cocaine hangover and a 4 month old sounds like the worst 12 hours of your life.

Seriously! Is switching a baby to (or supplementing with) formula really THAT big of a deal?

Sooo... You go through the effort to breastfeed, but can’t stay off the coke while you’re doing it? Sometimes breastfeeding *isn’t* the healthiest choice for your baby.

Hear me out on this; is this really worse than women that drink while breastfeeding? You drink, you wait, you pump and dump, you’re golden. She just misjudged her time frame in the extreme which is a shame. But if she’d done this with alcohol would it even be news? Also don’t fucking concern troll me, I’m not…

Not something I’m putting into my google search history.

I can judge you too but I judge you as sound of mind and full of good idea. (concerning the feta; I don’t know the rest of your life.)

Or Chicago :-\

You'll just have to settle for Johnny Coldblood over there stepping the fuck over her dismembered corpse, chill as can be.

Can we pass a law that it's OK to push someone down the escalator if they're just chillin' and not letting people walk by?

They need to make a PSA so AHoles don’t blast their music on the train. We all don’t want to hear your jams.

I... would actually be willing to try that.

BuckeyeBeckys

Tammi Lynn

My theory is that Victoria’s Secret went bankrupt ages ago, but Leo keeps them afloat as a front for his matchmaking services (provided only to him).

I love when people reveal their diets. I hate the whole dog and pony show of “I just have a super high metabolism!” or when SJP said she barely ever worked out, like, I have seen your arms. I know you are doing something.

Hello world Jesus loves you! He’s comming soon, get saved. God bless!