The real question is, what year is his Camaro?

These are kids; telling a trusted adult is not a “wasted step”, and it also allows her some accommodation from the school, so she doesn’t have to ride the same bus with him or whatnot. Give the girl a break- she did nothing wrong. No one can ever be a victim perfectly enough to meet everyone’s standards.

“fast girls”

“Why is she hitting drywall with a hammer, seemingly at random? What outcome is she hoping for?”

So, I realize that most Trump voters may not identify themselves as bigots but they are certainly bigot adjacent. So pardon me while I give no fucks to their sense of remorse now. I’m a little too busy trying to find a way to protect my friends, family and myself because of the empowered dick heads who think his win…

I, for one, am shocked, shocked to find that Trump is a lying con man. Nobody could possibly have known.

Well, I can take joy in the pain of people who are regretting their votes because Donald is not building a wall/prosecuting Clinton. I really don’t have a lot of sympathy for those ones.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

I love that “they don’t yet have Asia expertise on team” as an explanation.

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I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

HE HAS BEEN REFUSING DAILY INTELLIGENCE BRIEFINGS AND NEVER TELLS ANYBODY ABOUT THESE CALLS BEFOREHAND!

So let’s imagine I got hired for a job. I interviewed, it went well enough, and I got offered the position. “You can start in two weeks! Welcome to the team!” Imagine in that two weeks, I ran over my new boss’s dog, set the office on fire, slept with my colleague’s wife, and sold some insider knowledge to my new…

Trump isn’t so fucking stupid that he doesn’t realize that his shithole buildings will be worthless when China nukes us, right?