Was in my 30's when a one night stand became a pregnancy. At six weeks I underwent an abortion and afterward, asked to see. A teeny, tiny red clot - is all I can described the blob. Having seeing greater red blobs in my life, the image was healing. Having that blob been made to undergo anything but a draining is…

Yes, encourage women to abort/miscarry at home on their bathroom floor! That’s not going to kill anyone, no sir!

...and used condoms/tissues.

If no birth or death certificates are required why should this sort of medical waste be treated any differently than an amputated limb or organ?

For a party that hates big government they sure do a lot of it.

“Health officials have clarified that miscarriages and abortions that occur at home will not be subject to these new disposal requirements. Moreover, birth and death certificates will not be required.”

Hardly a day goes by I don’t deeply miss The Nightly Show. So timely and perfect.

Thank you, Black Jesus, for this GIF.

I’m just sad that it seemed to be one or the other. I wanted both! I really enjoy the Daily Show (mostly for the supporting castmembers but still I like it) and I enjoyed his show. They were different and I like them for different reasons. Why can’t we have more than one black man on a comedy news show?

I need him back in front of the camera so I can get my random interjection of this:

According to many Orthodox Jews, there is no conflict between Israel and Palestine because there is no such thing as Palestine.

Where did Israel and Palestine get peace?

Makes sense. Orthodox Jews are notorious for wanting a conflict free compromise between Israelis and Palestinians protecting the rights of both peoples.

Should have asked the person who showed you the pic where you could get the delicious looking recipe. If you’re gonna troll forced-birthers, go all in.

Why would Pence bother seeing Hamilton? Does he not even know what it’s about?

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

Again, I would like to apologize for this getting out of hand

Woke bae

Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.