Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

Silver lining: Ivanka (born October 30 1981) is 22 days from being free of her Dad’s attention.

It’s easy to imagine Hillary Clinton wiling the evening away with some close friends, laughing over champagne over all of this mishegoss.

Affluenza kid then. Happy?

Can someone please explain to me why many states are totally cool with Stand Your Ground laws/using deadly force to “prevent death or great bodily harm” but this little girl faces life in prison for shooting someone who repeatedly threatened to kill his entire family with that very gun?

Seriously. Revoke their ovary card!

Any woman who would vote for Trump needs to be drummed out of the women club.

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Yeah, this “apology” is bullshite. An apology does not include a “Yeah BUT so and so did this.” A sincere apology is a form of humbling yourself, and not bringing up anyone else’s actions.

Glad it was leaked. This cover was meant to happen.

I have to admit that if I were one for consipracy theories, I’d find it awfully convenient that Billy Bush is one of THOSE Bushes. Is this Jeb! taking his revenge?

He’s a Republican man running against a woman. He still has the evangelicals.

Question: if he drops out, does Pence become the nominee on ballots? Does Pence choose whatever VP he wants?

I have solid evidence that chicks love the pussy

.... Why are you surprised she fought so hard against it? She wasn’t trying to hide what was in the speeches, she was fighting against the stupid double standard that had strong undertones of “how dare the uppity lady get paid lots of money to speak to a group who is willing to pay her lots of money to hear words come…

I mean, if these are the the worst they’ve got...this is...not that big a deal? I dunno; I know my fellow millennials REALLY hate that she is like vaguely moderate on certain shit (sigh, but I’m not gonna get into that rn) but after today’s pussy-gate is this really gonna matter? The choices are a qualified candidate…

How anticlimactic.

Huh. I legitimately expected them to be worse than that.