Orthorexia is an eating disorder where you’re obsessed with the purity of your food and parents definitely impose it on their children. And Orthorexics are often recovering anorexics.

“Billy Long” sound like a fake name you use to check into a Vegas hotel with a hooker.

...I hate not entirely hating Megyn Kelly.

If I can offer a bit of advice, don’t wait until you start having sex. Get in touch with your body now in every way possible, through athletics, through masturbation and using vibrators/dildos as necessary. A key part of enjoying sex is knowing how to give yourself pleasure and you need to feel you own your own body…

guys i am for real concerned that he didn’t know that a whole world lay beyond the US until like 2 months ago

Also, real talk, Shang is way more attractive than a cartoon should be.

Will Eddie Murphy still be Mushu

I guess you do need strong ankles for these sick dance moves.

Lisa Ling needs to do a segment where she heads on out to O’Reilly’s house and asks him questions about those saucy Irish tempers. I mean, it’s all in good fun and I’d love to know if it’s an “Irish” thing to cheat on your wife and then try to get her excommunicated when she divorces you.

found her!

And I looked and beheld a pale man, with skin like the belly of a slug. In his right hand he held a machete, and in his left hand he held the decapitated head of a cheetah from a game reserve in Africa. And lo, his name was Eric.

He looks like Pestilence, the 1st of the Four Horseman.

Funny, I used my time machine to go ahead and watch the debate and the only memorable moment for me was when Tim Kaine bludgeoned Mike Pence to death with a harmonica.

I had an emergency c-section 7 months ago. When I got my completely insane hospital bill that my insurance refused to cover one penny of (close to $130k). I was questioning why the anesthesia wasn’t covered. Turns out I had neglected to ask which group the anesthesiologist was in. Silly me, being wheeled into surgery…

His supporters are too stupid to even understand what this means.

This is good to know, but I’m not quite sure why everyone’s so thrilled. It will do NOTHING to his voters. They won’t care. If they don’t care when he insults a disabled person, and veterans and their families, and he stiffs small business owners, they are not going to care — may even praise his accounting acumen —…

Tiffany,

“I had the blessing of raising her pretty much on my own,” Ms. Maples said.

Does that mean in two years when I’m being handed my phd, my memories of being assaulted by men will be magically replaced with new memories in which I pet kittens with philosophers? Because that would sure make nighttime public transit less of an anxiety crap shoot.